
It’s been a few weeks since I’ve updated the blog. I swore that I’d be better than this. To punish myself for this lack of *~incredibly valuable content~*, I decided to make myself eat a bunch of meat bars.
OK, so this wasn’t the most random thing that I’ve ever done. In a few weeks, Team Hot Bhattis is reuniting to run another Ragnar Trail Relay. The last time we raced together, we ate nothing but KIND Bars for 32 hours. This time around, I want to be prepared with the types of snacks that keep me away from the all-you-can-eat s’mores table at 2 a.m.
So against the recommendation of every doctor in America (probably), I bought every meat-based protein bar that I could get my hands on. After a frustratingly long search, I ended up with an Epic Bar, a Krave Stick, and one from an off-brand called “Vermont Smoke & Cure.” I rated each one on a scale of “Rag-nommm or Rag-nahhh.” Here’s what I found.